Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
It's Crowded!
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
I'm not a bad putter.