Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What bee is good for your health?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?