Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are ghosts always single?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?