What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What country has the most fish?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you give a sick pig?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?