What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?