What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?