What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the fish blush?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?