What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?