Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do you make antifreeze?