My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did the toad die?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?