What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?