Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are scissors so forgiving?