What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a dog in space?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What animal has the most fun?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.