What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do insects learn at school?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?