Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What's a cat's favorite color?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did electricity win the race?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?