What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How long do chickens work?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?