Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do football players deal with their problems?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do trees try new things so often?