Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?