What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?