Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which fly makes films?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?