Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do Olympians never overheat?