Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which fly makes films?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?