Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?