When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which is the worst season?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?