What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What fish sings the best?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which bug is related to you?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?