What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
