Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?